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Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012
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chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.
SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
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chodemeleon

A person with a chode (Usually extra tiny) that can blend into their surroundings as not to arouse suspicion of their chode.
Dude1:Hey man did you see Ben?

Dude2:No he is totally invisible in that crowd.

Dude1:I know he is using is chodemeleon skills to blend in.

Dude2:He just doesn't want people to know that he has a chode.
by Ninja416 April 1, 2010
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chode

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021
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Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.
"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"
by wafflepjs March 2, 2010
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Giant chode

A big small penis. Someone so weird that they can be described with an apparent contradiction.
by awmm May 21, 2015
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chode

James Hunt Has A chode
by James "The Chode" Hunt January 8, 2004
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