Church

The beach.

It's gonna be hot today, let's go to church.

by Camaroman August 28, 2011

whaddown church

it's a form of greeting when you see your friends.

hey vicky,
whaddown church.

by porche February 1, 2008

The Church of 'splodinity

The Church of 'splodinity (from the word "'splode") is a monotheistic religion. It is the main collective body of 'splodinites across the world.

The Church of 'splodinity is centered on the life and teachings of 'splodus of 'splodezareth as presented in the 'splode Testament. The 'splodinite faith is essentially faith in 'splodus as the 'splodi (or Messiah), the Son of The Great 'sploder, the Savior, the manifestation of The Great 'sploder to humankind ('splodeanuel), and 'splode ('splodweh or the "'splode Lord") himself.

See also: The Great 'sploder, 'splodite, 'sploder, 'splodinology, 'splodinity, 'splodinites, anti-'splodinity, The 'splodin Delusion, 'splodinia, 'splodinopolis, Sammy 'sploder, Sally 'sploder, The 'splodin vote

"Here sir, have a 'splode News Bible and join us at The Church of 'splodinity every Sunday morning."

by GoughMan July 26, 2009

Christ Church Secondary School

Yoshi is awesome

I was admitted to Christ Church Secondary School!

by akhylys August 21, 2021

Churchilling

The act of driving around nodding, like the churchill dog, to drum and bass music.

Did you see those chavs driving round town, they were doing some serious churchilling.

by Drewid&Lilz October 28, 2013

The New Church

A branch of the protisent church that beleives there is an inner meaning to the Bible. They beleive a man name Emanual Swedenborg was inspired by God in his writings, called, "The Writings". The main hub is in Bryn Athyn, PA. They state that they do not worship Swedenborg, though they do have a day celabrating him, and they respect him A LOT.

"Do you enjoy scientific religeons and 'old-fashined' people"
"ATUALLY I DESPISE THEM"
"Oh, then don't join The New Church."

by jackrd October 12, 2005

Uniting Church

A church in Australia that has sold out to the left and Satan.
The Uniting Church supports abortion, gay marriages, euthaniasia, anti war to the point of extremism and disregards the truths of the bible.

The Uniting Church is such a hole these days, does its members even read their bibles.

by Glenn Griffiths August 7, 2006