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Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset.

Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.
"Did you hear that NASA's delaying the moon mission again?"

"Can't expect much from 'em. It's a capitalist agency. They're getting paid to work on it, not to launch it."
by THE Torin January 11, 2024
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Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.
by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023
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Capitalicommunism

A combination ideology of capitalism and communism.
Definition 2: Communist capitalism.
Definition 3: Capitalist communism.
Definition 4: a large amount of capitalist people in a communist country (like China)
Guy 1: are u capitalicommunist?
Guy 2: no i dont have capitalicommunism
(us and The Soviet Union anthem plays at the same time)
by >:) thingy (:< December 2, 2023
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Capicola

Capicola - Capocollo aka Gabagool , made from the dry-cured muscle running from the neck to the 4th or 5th rib of the pork shoulder or neck. It is a whole-muscle , dry cured, typically sliced very thin. It is similar to the more widely known cured ham or prosciutto, because they are both pork-derived cold cuts used in similar dishes. It is not brined as ham typically is..

In layman's terms it's just a spicy Italian ham made

From the shoulder and lions of pigs .🐷

It goes great on a cold cut sub sandwich .
Tony soprano ate all the Capicola again.
by Blu_leef December 9, 2023
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Capitalism

A fucked up system of government where rich people gets to break the law, and some how the american government convinced us is the best system
Biden: "Our capitalism system will help us rise over the other countries"
Random: "No"
by nuyi March 4, 2024
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