When you jizz on someones chin, trim your pubes and throw them on their chin using the spunk as a glue.
Female: I love Pirates of the Caribbean
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
Male: In that case, come here and I'll give you a pirates beard
by condigityy June 09, 2015
by Bearded git August 22, 2022
The state of a substantial beard when it's owner wakes from a deep slumber, resulting in a mass of tangled beard hairs poking out in multiple directions, somewhat resembling a tumbleweed.
by Lisarenee October 06, 2017
Rude, Self centered, and gets jealous easily. She dosent care about anyone else or there feelings. She only cares about herself and is stuck up.
Kaitlynn beard: rude brat
Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.
Kailtynn laughed at Allison when she fell down the stairs and made fun of her.She made Allison feel sad and told her to suck it up and stop being a baby.
by Raelee November 23, 2021
The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
by slax0r December 01, 2016
by Peppermint Time December 15, 2010
by lemonchowder August 12, 2014