Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.

Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"

by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020

Bored

The fact you are looking up “bored”

“Wow Sarah you must be so bored you haven’t done anything all day!”

by Narcissa_banks December 7, 2020

bored

what i am when i decided to write this

Person 1: Watcha doin

Person 2: Writing this because im bored af

by urbandictionaryispog December 21, 2020

bored

bored

bored

by boredman boredboy idk im bored January 5, 2021

Bored as cunt

To be very fucking bored. The most bored you can be.... ever

This lockdown has made me bored as cunt

by Si Williams January 10, 2021

Bored as a mf

when you're bored as a motherfucker
ion even know but I be bored as a mf so I be saying that

1: this is boring
2: yea I be bored as a mf

by da zemer March 8, 2021

bored

boredem

i am so bored

by thatsthetea. March 23, 2021