blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Blonde Mop

A blonde mop (or BM) is usually a male under the age of 16 who is long blonde hair. They can be mistaken for a girl and if the hair is bushy the blonde mop become a bushy blonde mop.

My son is a blonde mop

by Wnciakgjwigje August 23, 2019

Blonde Peanut

A short blonde female that has her blonde moments.

My good friend is a blonde peanut.

by ModdZxFallen38 February 16, 2017

kiss a blonde day

Kiss a blonde day. Celebrated December 30th. A day to kiss a blonde so make it count!

Barbie: Hey ken what day is it?

Ken: Kiss a blonde day!

Barbie: I meant the number...

by Underground loser December 30, 2023

Blonde Robert

Bitch

You are a blonde robert

by anonymous May 31, 2023

dumb blonde

Heather

heather is failing her classes and at life. what a mood. typical dumb blonde.

by Beep beep chicken noodle soup October 9, 2019

A blonde moment

Tyla Hutchison

“Shit I just pulled a blonde moment like Tyla

by Wanke_wallet January 15, 2022