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Beat a Michael day 

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
Beat a Michael day by Brushbruh November 29, 2021
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Beat up a cheater day 

On june 14 you have to beat up a cheater, no matter what, they cant fight back
Person: its beat up a cheater day!
Person 2: Yay i can beat up my gf for cheating on me
Person: oh... Yeah about that
Person 2: wait-

Beat the bean 

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.
- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.
Beat the bean by Dieviete March 1, 2022

beat the meat itis 

Condition diagnosis by obsessively beating the living life out ur meat till no cum is possible to make left shameless & confused long run.
Doctor sandals i haven’t been feeling too well “ welp let me tell u u have came down on beat the meat itis

Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day 

Every April 14th, you can legally beat up a Wobber/Bomper and they legally can not fight back.
Person 1: Jax is such a wobber, I'm going to beat his ass one day
Person 2: Good thing it's Beat up a Wobber/Bomper day!
Person 1: Awesome!

Beat your meat December 

Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.

Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.

Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.

which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,

from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.

Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.

But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.

It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.

And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december

I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!

Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.