Damn he's a crusty goat
by Crustygoat4life December 20, 2016
A drunk Asian that goes to their friends bar mitzvah and gets high off of of chlorine and sleeps with their uncle a week later
by Pop not soda September 02, 2017
"Jim used to be my friend, but now that goat-faced motherfucker just shakes and asks to borrow money."
by rockemsockemblowbots October 12, 2007
A place where horny virgins talk about their fantasies of getting boned by 2 or more goats at a time.
by Nopick513 January 19, 2022
by planeboy July 03, 2021
A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.
I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".
by HolyHammer October 12, 2016
by gryphoness February 12, 2015