bastardology

The study of all types of bastards and their devious qualities (rat bastards, useless bastards, cheap bastards, etc.).

I like to study bastardology to prepare myself for all of my potential encounters with bastards.

by dontwannatellyous May 3, 2010

just the base

Like "just the tip", this game would be reccommended by a male wishing to have sexual intercourse with a female. The difference comes along in hoping the female will confuse the two games and gives the male permission to insert his entire penis to "just the base".

Bob - "Molly, maybe we can play just the base.

Molly - "Fine, Bob, only if it's just the base of your penis."

Bob - "Ok babe." (Inserts entire penis into vagina)

Molly - "Bob! I thought you said it was going to be just the base!"

Bob - "it is just the base...the base of my penis is in your vagina."

by nepats623 December 21, 2013

Basic Bitch

A bitch with a pH value greater than 7

The litmus turned blue, its a basic bitch!

by taz1221 June 3, 2014

drop the bass

to start the drop in a dubstep/dance/electro house song. famousily known in Skrillex's remix of "Cinema"

also may refer to failing at fishing.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE BASS

1) WUB WUB. WUBUBWUBWUBUWBUWBUWBUB WUB WUB. WUB WUB. WUWUWUUWUWUWUWUUWUWUWUWUUUW WAB WAB WUB WUB. WUBWUBWUBWUWBUWBUWBWUB. WAB WAB WUB WUB WUWUWUWUWUWUWUWUWWWUWUWUWU

...cinema

2) Dammit I dropped the bass! There goes my food for the winter.

by ajbguitar123 January 28, 2012

lacrosse vs. baseball

the biggest argument since Brown vs. The Board of Education

lacrosse guy: lacrosse is the best sport, baseballs for pussies
baseball guy: no baseball kicks so much ass, lacrosse is gay
lacrosse guy: YOURE GAY
baseball guy: NO YOURE GAY

(fag urbandictionary is making me say lacrosse vs. baseball in the example so lacrosse vs. baseball there you go)

by laxsauce January 13, 2008

bash the bishop

when you go to have a wank

as in, hes goin to aash his bishop

by bobby bobler October 16, 2003

bash-fu

bash-fu, bash fu or bashfu: well honed BASH voodoo skills.

ex.: Your Java skills are good, but they are no match for my bash-fu.
ex.: The bash-fu is great within this one.

by Szakats June 17, 2008