Cum Bandit

A woman who makes their boyfriend act more feminine

Did you hear about John’s new girlfriend? She’s a total Cum Bandit!

by Daddycumonme January 4, 2021

Banditical

The most mischevious person known to mankind who loves crimes like arson, assault, sexual assault, harassment, sexual harassment, human trafficking, murder, and a few more

"Yo you heard about Banditical in the news?"
"Yeah dude, I saw he burned down an orphanage after losing a match in Rainbow Six Siege, thats crazy!"

by Tainted Farmer July 29, 2023

#arse-bandit

#arse-bandit is the official title for someone who is an absolute gay boy

“Your such an #arse-bandit”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

Bandit

A smelly Russian or Ukrainian man who lives in Chernobyl wearing a black coat. Will often steal things and yell incoherently about cheeki-breeki.

I better watch out or that bandit will cheeki my breekis!

by Artefakt Kollektor October 30, 2020

Bathroom bandit

Genshin Impact player who takes Kpop stans into public bathrooms.

Harry "God dammit George took Luke into the bathroom again" James "Man what a fucking bathroom bandit"

by Semajcju December 26, 2021

netflix bandit

A slob who does nothing except wake up at noon and watch Netflix all day long in pajamas every single day.

Netflix and pajamas everyday, she’s a total Netflix bandit

by Fancyzebra February 1, 2018

go bandit

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.

After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.

by Billy Us January 22, 2014