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Charred Bagel

The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.
Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.
by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024
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Scum bagel

Something that a moron comes up with to just say he put something on here
Brian: guys I found scum bagel on here
Dakota: you are a scum bagel , your dumb ass put it in here
by CLoyurnrttehss December 3, 2016
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Avocado Bagel

If you found this here are some steps

1. Go out and buy a pack of bagels and a couple avocados

2. Get a bagel, cut in half then toast

(While doing step 2 also do step 3)

3. Open a avocado and put it into a bowl then simply. . . SMASH FUCKING REPEATEDLY UNTILL NICE AND FUCKING SOFT

4. Get the bagel out of the toaster and put the smashed avocado on the bagel

5. Eat !
Read my great directions of how to make a very diverseAvocado Bagel”
by noodleiscool June 22, 2022
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Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021
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bagel

A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.
You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.
by reviewbrahfan May 16, 2018
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gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,
Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.
by Lil_JacknSEA August 8, 2017
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bagel finagled

To get your booty taken!
Marlon Givens got his bagel finagled last night!
by Melvo_c_3 October 25, 2017
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