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27 August

You: slaps friend*
Friend: why did you slap me?
You: it’s 27 August National slap your best friend day!
by weird.quotes_ December 16, 2021
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August 27th

This is the day, all the Hotties are born. Go bury them in gifts
Friend : Its August 27th, Isn't ur birthday?

Valerie : Yeah, why?

Friend : Its Hottie day.
by Chantilly <3 February 8, 2022
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August 13

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?
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by Ejejsks April 13, 2022
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August 15th

National Jackson day! the day where it’s all jackson! do whatever he wants, whenever he wants !
August 15th
jackson: come give me cuddles babe

bree: fine since it’s National Jackson day!
by jackson gf :) January 21, 2021
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August 28

Teacher:Why didn’t you do your homework? You: It’s August 28 so that means it’s no homework day!!!
by Ayathecool May 31, 2021
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August 2

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.
you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.
by benisbeaN August 2, 2023
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August 10

The day you send a friend a picture of your boobs
Hey, it's August 10th, you have to send me a picture of your boobs.
by arkturustgg August 9, 2023
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