arse wees

Excessively runny poo. Like peeing from the arse.

OMG, I have the worst case of arse wees, my arse is sooo sore! Must have been the chicken!

by Leif Warren August 4, 2007

arse plaque

Akin to 'clinkers', these are compound forms of poo that cling to the hair on a hairy anus.

Did you see her in the bathroom with those scissors removing that arse plaque?

by salvataggio November 10, 2007

slime arse

Cheat, con-man (UK & Australia)

He looks like a slime arse, a hypocritical liar who's in the right profession for the "skills"...

Which dubious celebrity slime-arse is next to be exposed as ein fiddler of de poor ickle kiddies?

The city is actually pressuring certain businesses to sell their properties so as to allow slime-arse developers to build 200-unit appartments...

by slimearse July 12, 2009

Arse Virgin

A person whose bottom-hole remains unviolated.

My boyfriend wants to do me up the bum but I dont know if I should as I'm an Arse Virgin.

by Felicity Potbottle August 31, 2011

arse handing

To have ones arse handed to them, to be completely and utterly beaten. Applies to sports, video games etc

The defeat suffered today can only be described as a complete arse handing

A crushing defeat resulting from ones own ineptitude and or imbalance in skill levels

having your ass handed to you

by gazman123 December 7, 2013

boot-in-the-arse

Australian colloquial term:

A mild form of corporal punishment wherein a child or subordinate is kicked in the buttocks.

-Often used as an empty threat or possible solution to discipline unruly behaviour.

"If you don't go and do your chores you'll get a boot-in-the-arse."

"I am sick of the neighbourhood youths graffiting on my wall, I think a boot-in-the-arse and a good talking to would set them straight."

by Joey jjs July 3, 2016

TITANIC ARSE

'Titanic arse' can be used to describe a humungous backside; Someone with an arse this big looks like he or she could topple backwards any moment and literally SINK into the ground, hence 'titanic'

meena says; 'wow... her rear end is so big it has the ability to crush anythin in its way, like the titanic did'

aish says; 'now THATS what you call a titanic arse'

by lil_naz January 9, 2008