Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.

“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”

by C.heeto June 11, 2021

Araah

Araah is one heck of a friend! will compliment you when she has the opportunity to and is amazing!

Araah called me yesterday, she wanted class notes.

by Rodcurtain154 June 28, 2021

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021

Alabama Bullshit

When you lie while committing incest.

"I told my sister I didn't sleep with my cousin, but I was inside her at the time."
"Dude, that's an Alabama Bullshit."

by Nyoomanator July 16, 2021

Alabamboozle

Alabamboozling somebody is to trick them into sexual interaction with their family members. (Like in Alabama).

We were carving pumpkins with my cousin. He showed me his pumpkin and told me to reach inside to get the seeds out, but inside was his penis. I was alabamboozled...

by ThorinPikachu November 14, 2021

Alabama mudknuckle

The act of cramming your finger (at least to the 3rd knuckle) inside of someones 4th eye. If done correctly and your partners 4th eye is left quivering, your finger should look like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

I will never stop hitting that 4th eye until my finger looks like an Alabama Mudknuckle!

by Kameron6 November 17, 2021