black anus burger

A reference to the Black Angus Burger, from the point of view of someone who does not enjoy them.

Jerry: Hey, Zach, you want a black angus burger?

Zach: Hell no I don't want a black anus burger. Get me a hotdog and some waffle fries.

by NoobHed September 11, 2009

soggy anus

The state of the anus after it has been jizzed on.

"cor blimey he must of had a case of the blue balls cause he barely hitch hiked the hershey highway when he unleashed a soggy anus!"

by slutboy April 16, 2006

mianus [anus]

that sound you make when you inhale through your teeth

inhale through your teeth." mianus anus is gross"

by jimbo mcgee esquire October 20, 2007

war anus

1. see kyle

hello war anus

by ham_sandwich August 4, 2003

ghost anus

1.) Noun: when its smells like a really bad fart and there is not an anus in site for miles!
2.)Verb: when your friend farts and will not admit it.
noun or verb.
3.) Exclamation: When in a two-person conversation, someone smells a fart and is sure they did not pass wind but is not sure if the other person has, he/she may exclaim ghost anus to dismiss the idea that the awful smell is in fact from him/her.

Verb: Dude. did you just ghost anus all over that bald man's head?
Noun: It smells like ghost anus in this museum.
Exclamation:

Alexys: So that is pretty much all that really matters in my mind
Sam: Ghost Anus

by Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012

burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

Cautionary Anus

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.

Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.

by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014