The Angry Welch

When a male is in the heat of passion and punches the female right in the vagina.

That girl is scarred for life, John totally pulled The Angry Welch on her last night!

by cbarew April 23, 2011

angry dane

A devilishly delightful woman with a pension for speaking her mind and being utterly dismissive of all things that do not interest her. The sort of girl that one one finds fascinating and captivating in spite of all indications that she is clearly bad news, disinterested, and most likely a health hazard.

A woman with entirely too much prowess, confidence, intelligence, and cunning, yet with little or no personal compassion and the capacity for prolonged fondness.

A woman who will eventually not only break your heart, but who probably promised to do so the day you met and you would have believed her.

"I can't stop starring at that Angry Dane, and I'm pretty sure she hates my guts by the way she just told me to fuck off."

"There's no point in falling for that saucy wench, she's just an angry Dane.

by Ziegenbäuerin September 12, 2014

angry h

threesome that looks like an H

Let's make that hooker the crossbar in our angry H.

by Jermomma December 23, 2013

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Angry Birder

A gamer being so obsessed and expert in Angry Birds game.

You break my high score! You're really a Angry Birder!

by Noseyparker May 26, 2015

Angry phoenix

Downing a bottle of Pepto Busmoul on Friday after work. Then drinking rot gut and eating only extremely spicy food for all your meals. Then come Monday down a bottle of laxatives, and destroy the communal toilet while at work.

Charlie's plan for the weekend was to commit to pulling off the angry phoenix for monday!

by The Crackens ass September 15, 2016

The Angry Plumber

also known colloquially, is a hand gesture with a sexual connotation. The four fingers are held straight and the thumb is bent at a right angle. You then insert the 4 fingers in the asshole while the thumb is inserted in the vagina and can if desired rub the clitoris. By twisting the wrist in a back and forth half circle the recipient is pleasured beyond belief despite the "angry" title.

How can your woman not enjoy a visit from the Angry Plumber?!

by manndrine October 16, 2015