Why am I not dead

Bc u haven’t found the right time to die

Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya

by Urdepressionfinnalyrevealing May 17, 2022

Why am i here

When you don’t know where you are

You: why am i here
Friend: IDK

by Pseudom1845432 May 24, 2022

I AM SO BORED

You must be so bored to look this up

types in: I AM SO BORED
reads
Thinks to self: I AM SOOOO BORED ima watch youtube

by Snow/Ruby June 3, 2021

I am a pokemon designer

As first seen in the official Pokemon youtube channel were Kensaku Nabana draws pokemon from memory very fast. Can be used to explain any situation.

P1: That was fast!
P2: Well, I am a pokemon designer.

Prof. Oak: Are you a boy or a girl?
P: I am a pokemon designer.

by MissNeutrum December 27, 2018

Am I wrong tho?

it is a synonym for Where the lie tho? and is a response when you expose someone or tell the truth in a humorous way and there is a shocked or surprised reaction

1: "Emily was highkey a bitch at that party tbh"
2: "BrUHHHH"
3:"Am I wrong tho?"

by Radar. May 25, 2018

I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.

I am a douche bag.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 2, 2020

4:00 AM Shit

Once a nigga takes a shit at 4:00 AM, every shit after that is considered a 4:00 AM shit, no matter the time.

Conner: Brb gotta go take a shit.

Me: Dang bro why you takin another 4:00 am shit you fat ass shirt nigga.

by SheckWes123 January 30, 2021