The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
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by Godess. November 22, 2021
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Have you heard of our class governor, Alyssa Gem? She's great! And I would love to vote her again for the next school year!
Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
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