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Alyssa

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend
Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.
by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020
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Alyssa

The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys
Did you see Alyssa at last nights party
Who did Alyssa hook up with now
by Draguta02 December 8, 2018
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Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!
A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!
by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022
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alyssa and julian

the couple everybody loves, a healthy relationship and 2 of the best looking people around<3
q: who’s your favourite couple?

a: alyssa and julian !!
by _alyssaharriss March 13, 2022
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Alyssa

Somebody with big breasts and a small, luscious pussy.
Can I fuck you, Alyssa?
by scratch my back and gimme food October 12, 2020
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Alyssa

Alyssa’s are always beautiful girls but refuse to believe it. They have the most breathtaking eyes that you could just get lost into for hours. Alyssa is an amazing thoughtful friend that would do anything for her close circle. She is always willing to listen to a friend that needs to rant no matter what it is about. She may be an asshole to your face but she secretly loves you more than life itself and would do absolutely anything for you. She’s not afraid to stick up for her friends when it’s appropriate. She is the perfect and most loyal friend one can have.
Everyone needs an Alyssa in their life
by doglover764 November 21, 2021
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A confident girl who is able to get across her points. She i able to multitask and balance work and life. She is a very friendly individual and always ready to help. Alyssa has a smile that lights up the whole room.
A: Where’s Alyssa?
B: Why do you miss her smile?
A: Yeah.. Kinda
by foodluv17 February 3, 2024
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