Alyssas. They are the the most boss ass bitches you’ll ever meet. They all love beaner boys who are little assholes, but they love bad boys. They know how to make a boy fall in love with them instantly with those big eyes. They tend to forget that they give off a smelly sardine odor sometimes, but everyone still loves them to death.
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