Skip to main content

wonky willy

The most wretched of penises, especially one without foreskin. It describes the limp physical trait of a penis that has no hope for erection. Also known as “over-ripe banana”, “prickley pickle”, and “squirm worm”.
“Dude, the girl last night looked like my ass had a shit baby, it gave me a fuckin wonky willy.
by Hary Peenus November 27, 2018
mugGet the wonky willymug.

Smiling Willy

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!
by oh deary me May 11, 2015
mugGet the Smiling Willymug.

Willy's Wonderland

Willy's Wonderland is a movie about an arsonist, a janitor guy who knows taiquando, a car theif, a crazy ass police woman, and seven murdurous as hell, crazy fucking animatronics. And a lot of death. And blood. Basicly fnaf on crack, with added crazy mother-fuckers.
"Isn't Willy's Wonderland is weird as fuck? It's fnaf on crack."
by IWantABrick June 8, 2022
mugGet the Willy's Wonderlandmug.

Willy beer

When someone ejaculates into a cup of alcoholic beverage and the recipiant drinks it all
My girl absolutely loved the willy beer i gave her
by TTC_Limbo August 24, 2018
mugGet the Willy beermug.

Willie's Cocktail

When a person takes a shot of liquor using another's foreskin as a container for the liquid.
Did you just see jenny drinking a willie's Cocktail shot from that dude's foreskin?
by anonymous December 31, 2020
mugGet the Willie's Cocktailmug.

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.
Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”
by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023
mugGet the Willy wombermug.

willy water

It tastes like Willy Water!”
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
mugGet the willy watermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email