Happy wettings

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016

Wet wip

When your brother hears a lot of moist noises from the bathroom and assumes your masterbating. Only for it to be you rapidly head banging to the halo 3 odst soundtrack

Hey my brother got mad at me for jacking off so I had to explain to him what a wet wip was

by Cheeseant May 30, 2018

wet wibbler

a loud, wet fart that sounds a bit like someone clapping

Yuck!!!!! Emma has just done a Wet wibbler!!!!!

by h1987 February 25, 2011

Wet Benjamin

When you spit in someone’s ear and mix it with your tongue then throw up in the ear!

“Imma give you a wet Benjamin if you don’t shut up!”

by sideeyeee420 May 11, 2023

wet toster

When you seduce a girl and she gets wet in her patties and shes all warm its called"wet toster" it happens when shes close to her monthly

Well damn baby you got a wet toster

by Briget red March 20, 2017

wet riley

When a dog kisses you on the nose, and sticks it’s wet tongue up your nostril as part of the gesture.

“My dog was so happy I came home he gave me a Wet Riley!”

by Ryan Green February 25, 2022

the wet seagull

taking a girl's sock, proceeding to jizz inside it and forcing the girl to put the sock back on her foot for the rest of the day

"Hey man, last night my girl wouldn't make me a sandwich and i sent her home with the wet seagull."

by caucasiantemptation February 5, 2012