Table Shark

A server that will do their best to get as many tables as possible. This may be by seating themselves, taking over tables, changing rotation, etc. They want all the business to themselves.

I haven't made any money, Brenda's being a table shark and making all the tips!

by Yu-Gi-Oh Cardi B January 2, 2022

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shark absorber

Devices used to absorb the Flow during shark week. Tampons.

Her: I need to stop at the pharmacy, it's shark week.
Me: Ahh, you're out of shark absorbers?

by geekJoeB August 20, 2019

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Eddy shark

Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.

When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.

by PigNinja69 July 5, 2019

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Get sharked

Don’t care?

Get sharked.
Someone say stupid shit?
Get sharked.
Shark gif is not required but always welcomed.

"I tripped over a rock ☺️😰"
"No one asked, get sharked"

by Lyrre September 13, 2023

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shark central

a place fulled of sluts that are DTF (down to fuck), basicly any man ,however he looks will be able to get lucky and he will be free to "shark" around for sluts.

example: jonhy : mate tonight there is a full moon party , so many DTF girls .

mario" shark central" lets go get lucky

by wits&tits September 2, 2013

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When one unintentionally does something very impressive.

In reference to Doug Niblack. He was surfing off the coast of Oregon when his surfboard hit a great white shark, he landed on the shark and "surfed the shark" for a few seconds before falling off.

"That was awesome! Did you mean to do that or did you just Surf the Shark?"

by Zapper Weisman October 19, 2011

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