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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

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Rubber ducky

When you stay at someone’s place and fill the tub full of water then proceed to take a shit that floats in the tub before you leave

I was at this girls place and before I left I took a rubber ducky in her bathroom

by Rubber ducky man May 10, 2025

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Hog Rubber

A person who enjoys the act of rubbing other people’s johns (commonly known as penises) for the single purpose of mischief.

“Damn, Bobby won’t quit rubbing my PENIS, he’s a real Hog Rubber”

by RealBallClapper May 16, 2025

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Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025

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American rubber

A condom.

Person: I had sex last night with this girl who insisted we use an American rubber so I took it off at the last second
Person 2: that's fucking evil

by Datboii2344 July 16, 2023

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rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

by QuacksO August 9, 2023

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