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Mike the pipe

Letting the pipe or smoking tool of preferance just sit in your hand or on your lap while you tell jokes or stories (or finish conversations started before the pipe or smoking tool of preferance was handed to you) before or after your hit. Frequent amongst beginner stoners.
True Stonner: "Dude, you've been holding that pipe for ever. Are you gonna hit it of just mike the pipe!"
by Sh@dowBlood August 22, 2009
mugGet the Mike the pipemug.

Bell-Pipe

Basically; a penis. A pipe with a bell on the end.

The bell on the end of the penis.

Bell-Pipe is open to multiple interpretations.

Do with it what you will.
Lucas, you're a fucking bell-pipe.
by James Benson November 10, 2008
mugGet the Bell-Pipemug.

pipe ride

when someone is the persons bitch & are all about them. it's almost like there the persons third nut or 2nd vagina. (pipe is another meaning for dick) & since your on the persons dick a.k.a pipe (on a persons dick also means being the persons bitch/obsessed with them) you mind as well ride it! since riding pipe doesnt sound right its switched around to pipe rider. (pipe rider sounds much better then dick rider) its catchy to say right?

- originated in springfield pennsylvania
girl: omg kelly always likes all of ryan's status's & alway's texts him & stalks his life & gets jealous of other girls he talks to.

girl 2: wow she pipe rides the shit outta him.
by suckmybird123 February 28, 2011
mugGet the pipe ridemug.

laying pipe

the act of sticking your hog into a swamp donkey
by mikesull November 6, 2002
mugGet the laying pipemug.

Pipe Cleaner

Solid, girthy turd that cleans your colon out, especially useful after some peanut-butter shit.
Man I had a nasty shit earlier. I wasn't looking forward to the cleanup but luckily I had conjured a pipe cleaner to push out what stayed behind.
by MMDeveloper September 20, 2010
mugGet the Pipe Cleanermug.

Bag Pipes

When you're banging a girl, and she's fake moaning so badly it sounds like a dude playing the bag pipes.
by misfit December 7, 2003
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

Pipe Cleaner

Summer's Eve Douche
-used to clean and flush out a woman's pipe (vagina)
Girl: I gotta go home and use a pipe cleaner cuz my boyfriend sez im smell like fish!!!
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
mugGet the Pipe Cleanermug.

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