jesse

verb

1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly

"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.

Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!

Are you trying to jesse this?"

by socketexception June 11, 2024

jess ann

loves Aedreian

Jess Ann is loved HAHAHAHAHHH

by kkneazle June 8, 2021

Jesse

A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.

Jesse kept nagging me about the Arsenal game last night.

by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023

Pulling a Jesse

Kanker krijgen

Ha! Thomas got combo'ed at uno, he'll be pulling a Jesse!

by VanadiumCoffeecup February 29, 2024

Jesse

Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.

"This guy really is a Jesse if I've ever seen one."

by Bingus McScrotum July 20, 2024

Jess-Up

When Jessica fucks up again..

"Damn Jess why'd you have to Jess-up again..."

by ParentMe February 2, 2020

Jess

Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.

"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."

by mood rings November 13, 2022