blizzard wizard

when you cum on a witches hat

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.

by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022

wizard wheel

Is a slang term for ones butt hole.

John said he was going home to thump on his wife,and dick punch her wizard wheel to clock out.

by The wizard 69 May 7, 2016

Bread Wizard

A term used to describe a very creepy person, often a pedo

I say a bread wizard near a kindergarten so I called the cops

by Willbot159 April 10, 2024

Wizard

Something that is super-duper coolio bro

That new video game looks SO WIZARD

by Surmal_and_proud November 14, 2017

wizard

fucking dope (as in cool)

"how was it?"
"wizard"

by wtfdoimakethis March 1, 2022

Wizard Jumping

When a sorceress pulls a train on the wizard and his friends.

Agatha is such a whore. The other night she was wizard jumping at Merlin's castle. She hopped from wand to wand like it was no big deal.

by Gottapee June 24, 2022

wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.

Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?

by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023