ben willis

A fat person,Usually red head.Loves to joke around and troll people.Has an annoying laugh,and has a hard time getting girls.Athletic but at the same time can't seem to get skinny,Builds muscle under the fat making it look fatter or bulky.

Ben Willis looks like an over grown tomato but is a very good football player.

by That white kid October 4, 2016

willy wopper

Willy whopper is my dick with a purple condom on it

Wow fam you have a Willy wopper

by Spicey man June 2, 2017

Narel Willis

W mans the best person in the world fuck is you talkin bout

Be like a Narel Willis

by narelwillis February 5, 2022

pug willy

Pug willy is a really funny pug and he's stupid sometimes he was born in the 1880's.

pug willys is funny.

by pugs's are cute December 12, 2020

Mushroom willy

General made up insult. If someone was to call it you, they would be saying that you are an oddly shaped penis. This is more of an insult that you would call your mates.

Friend 1: "Don't you think that mushroom and willy are weird words?"
Friend 2: "yeah if you say so"
Friend 1: "like omg we should totally call each other a mushroom willy"
Friend 2: "ok, if you want"
Friend 1: "totes amazeballs"

by What_ever_trevor July 15, 2014

A slobbery willy

Like a 'wet willy' except you just poke your finger in your dogs mouth and put it in your mates ear cos you lazy.

Ben: Im going to give Vanessa a slobbery willy.
Nick: haha how foul and unnecessary.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

farting willy

Willy farting upon

My farting willy is farting s so much

by smacked chode that was abused May 4, 2018