jiggly willy

Right after ejaculating inside her unexpectedly and the girl goes down to keep playing with your no longer hard dick, you now have a jiggly willy.

Sarah - "Hey bob, I hope you arent done yet." (goes down to play, )

bob - nah, I think Ive got a jiggly willy."

by vajj26 July 6, 2008

Put Willy on the phone!

When you want to talk to someone who knows what the fuck is going on here. Most often used when a frustrating situation arises, when dealing with an incredibly stupid person, or if you're just haveing a bad day in general.

(in the drive-thru)
Speaker: Place your order whenever you're ready.

Patron: Uh, I'll have a #5 with no onions and a Coke. Two double-cheeseburgers without pickles and a large french fry.

Speaker: Go ahead and order whenever you're ready, Ma'am.

Patron: Fuck! Put Willy on the phone!

by DuchessWise August 31, 2010

Poo Willy

Sticking your index finger into your asshole and getting as much shit on it as possible, then going up to your friend and sticking the shit finger into their mouth.

POO WILLY

by mrpoowilly March 4, 2011

hard willy

When a man masterbaits and his penis has cum all over it he stickes it in some ons ear

A Hard willy is

by mammy, daddy, phil May 16, 2011

Lazy Wally

A lazy Wally occurs when you slap your penis once or repeatedly against the side of ones' face/head. This causes the muscles in the eye to spasm moving the eye off center, which makes the person appear to have a Lazy Eye.

Dude, check out Brian's mom, Seth just gave her a Lazy Wally
and now the bitch can't even see straight.

I'd like to give her a lazy Wally.

by Mr.lazy wally December 31, 2007

WILLY CHIN

Small rodent, usually a chinchilla.

"Och noo, willy chin has chewed my cables AGAIN"

by peach prestatyn April 10, 2007

Wally Wenner

Someone who has a 9 inch long shlong and plays with it every night.

Dont play with that don’t be a wally wenner

by Xbootyslayer69 October 24, 2018