water sheep

Basically jesus, but with more power.
And if Jesus's grave was used to make an ikea beacon.

"council of water sheep, tell me the way."

by BigBoyPop August 23, 2019

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

Hotdog Water

The juices secreted when you’re soaking (the act of marinating ones flesh wiener in a vagina without movement)

man she never lets me drink the hotdog water!

by Lizzrds Duckie May 4, 2022

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013

Water birth

The act of dropping your ass into the toilet water before shitting. Causing a no splash back situation and often very quiet.

Michael had his girlfriend round but needed to shit. He decided a water birth would be the most quiet and effective option as he didn't want to put her off with the usual bowl splattering sound.

by DoctorZig May 3, 2017