Bird watching

Observing female on female porn.

I went to a bird watching site to find lesbian porn and got kicked off the site because it was apparently an actual site for photos of birds.

by Nikistreet slumber April 7, 2016

Watch Out For The Moles

A vague warning that could mean anything, with a variety of usages, such as frightening people, alarming people and actually giving caution.

Thog: *Standing on road, with a truck coming from behind*
John: Watch out for the moles!
Thog: Thog don't caare.

by the moles are coming November 29, 2018

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

Its time to get a watch

When somebody asks you what time is it.

"what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"

by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018

watch out boy, she'll chew you up

Check yourself before you wreck yourself.

When in doubt.... watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

by GlazeHer July 20, 2017

Watching a Shark movie

This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.

We were just watching a shark movie... nothing else happened.

by Binferg August 1, 2017

watch your dick

When somebody constantly asking for your virginity and it's annoy you.

A:are you still a virgin?
B:that's not your business. watch your dick DUDE!(you should care for YOUR sexual life not others sexual life)

by Bread-helmet bobina August 9, 2017