Wanker

A British insult used for somebody acting stupidly selfishly or being a dickhead .

"You big fat Wanker"

"Tom was being such a wanker today"

by Gëørgìãå November 7, 2019

wanker

When someone is playing the same game 24/7, thus wanking it dry

i can't believe he defeated me that easily, what a wanker, he's probably tied to his chair!

by tishafeed November 16, 2019

Wanker

Paul Harvey

Paul Harvey a Facebook wanker

by Dave know-it-all February 20, 2019

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

Wanker

ollie fucking reed

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"

by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019

wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.

This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!

by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019