Scottish wanker

its a red hairy guy who asks girls for their personal info and wanking to small girls

tyler you scottish wanker

by tyler downs December 2, 2019

wanker

a person who is often not generally liked among peers and often acts like they are extremely cool even though they are the complete opposite.

that William Hackett is such a wanker

by mykill ranahin May 6, 2019

Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.

This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!

by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019

Wanker

ollie fucking reed

"Why does he do that?"
"Because he's a weak, lonely wanker"

by tbrizzledizzle March 20, 2019

Jay Wanker

A similar but not like comparison to jay walking, Jay Wanking is when a man who claims to be straight masturbates to gay porn and claims to call it disgusting.

"Hey Phil did you here that lizzies boyfriend is a Jay Wanker?" "No but doesn't he have a girlfriend that he plans on proposing too?"

by PHILSWIFTS- THE POWER OF ZEUS October 1, 2019

Wanker

The most commonly used curse word in Australia (besides from cunt)

Some wanker just came over and drank my pint of fosters?!

by CurryIsTheGoodStuff August 15, 2019

SPANKER WANKER

A GIANT WANKER THAT MAKES ALL THE BOIIS SCREAM

GIRL1:DID U SEE CALEBS SPANKER WANKER
GIRL 2: YEAH IT BARELY FITS

by SPANKER WANKER May 30, 2018