Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.

I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.

by DannyKRage February 26, 2012

The Uncle Bob

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

uncle neil

A man who is mean to little children and wears cowboy boots to weddings.

I went Uncle Neil on a staff member this morning. I got my shitkickers on for a wedding, I want to see my large breast-asis Jennykins for a send off, Go Uncle Neil on his lazy ass

by Barriesucks April 02, 2018

uncle baby

The meaning of a cry baby, one who rage quits from a video game that can still be won.

"Oh stop crying ya uncle baby."
"You're an uncle baby!"

by Clownonymous August 11, 2021

Harry Uncle

When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.

Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.

by LA_Salle February 26, 2020

Uncle Chuck

A person in high school who acts like the drunk uncle who shows up to family BBQ's. Found in Iowa. Dresses like your dad

"Charles Craigmile is a real uncle Chuck

by SisterFister9000 January 03, 2018

Uncle Chuck

uncle pervert incest

Uncle Chuck - The 44yo pervert who fucks his soyboy nephew. Doesn't have to be named chuck.

"Uncle Chuck fucked my ass last night"

by Shrekhammad April 02, 2019