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Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick
Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan
Girl 1: omg same
Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick
Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder
by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020
Get the Tristan mug.The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
by Damn Son 339 November 6, 2020
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Get the Tristenio mug.He is soooooo sexy and hot he gets all of the hottest girls, and His birthday is going to be April 12 and he is the baddest ever and like I said he is soo sexy.
by fjlksd November 12, 2020
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He is always a show-off and annoying thing.
He is always a show-off and annoying thing.
by Pls no simps November 13, 2020
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