tims old lady

Used after totally innocent phrases that could have sexual meanings to bag tims old lady

john - "Its kinda wet, but pick it up and we can all share it" rob - "tims old lady"

by vaughan derrick February 5, 2008

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006

Michael Vick-tim

A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.

Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.

by Emily, Who Dat, Dickenson October 3, 2010

Tim Burton Goth

noun - Typically twelve-to-fourteen-year-old girls who think of themsevles as unique, avant garde, and artfully dark because they've watched Edward Sciscor Hands and The Nightmare Before Christmas, and can see the "humor" in "Happy Bunny" t-shirts (which they wear unrelentingly).

"That snooty bitch in the Happy Bunny shirt is such a Tim Burton Goth."

by Cronny September 10, 2005

Famous Tim

The coolest most mysterious fittest bloke in town.His Number is 07732609463.Call him

Actually u r fit yet fat Tim

by J-LO October 16, 2003

Tim fatty Angerton

Tim fatty Angerton is a holiday that was invented in 2000, it is celebrated on the 28th of December. what you do is you invite your friends and family you eat nothing but appetizers or finger foods your drink beer listen to music and play multiple types of games. no, not video games or anything on your phone/ electronics , you play card games and bored games, you can play what ever game you may want to play, to keep it exciting every year there is a different theme. depending on what your family and friends pick, depending on who went with the theme each and one of the gets to pick a game they desire to play. (themes are not always you can do it once in a while)!

Leo“Hey you going to Belle’s house for Tim fatty Angerton celebration this year?”

Michella“Of course i am man i’ve been waiting for this since Xmas!;)”

Belle“Hey by the way guys the theme is funny Xmas socks ;)”

by bahahsxbkefnd August 30, 2019

Two Text Tim

A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.

He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.

He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.

Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....

OR

TTT: hey

Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?

TTT: (no response)
*two days later*

TTT: hey

Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”

(Girl 2 reviews the convo)

Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”

by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020