Three Lane Monty

Merging over three lanes in quick succession with reckless abandon to catch an exit you weren't paying attention for.

A person driving a huge SUV with Jersey plates doing the Three Lane Monty almost killed myself and my motorcycle on I-95 today!

by nuh uh no way September 25, 2010

Three-Handed-Jackson

The delicate process of putting oneself in the "friendzone" and ending up marrying the person.

"Did you hear about that guy who put himself in the friend zone with the woman who is now his wife?"

"Ah yes, the majestic Three-Handed-Jackson."

by TheLolcat22 May 8, 2019

three-quarter-sibling

Child of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or child of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.

My three-quarter-sibling is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

three empty words

I Love You

You know the three empty words?
No..
I LOVE YOU
Thanks!
No Seriously.
Oh.

by ZaconForLife November 2, 2017

three egg omelette

A three egg omelette is when you fill up a guys ass hole with cum

"I just gave my sexy boy a three egg omelette "

by Gingerbread Pussy 1 November 20, 2016

Three Piece Dinner

When a male receives the acts of fellatio, a testicle rub and a rim job all in one act of foreplay, though not necessarily simultaneously.

"So did you hook up with _____ like you said you would?"

"Nah, dude, but I did get me a three piece dinner, though."

by Saul Rosenthal January 2, 2009

three mile island

A fart so bad it melts the furniture.

Sam ate a burrito and let rip three mile island.

by Scotty Colorado June 9, 2016