A person in high school who acts like the drunk uncle who shows up to family BBQ's. Found in Iowa. Dresses like your dad
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Get the Kentucky Uncle mug.An individual of certain ethnic groups, who believes selling out their fellow ethnic constituents for political lies and propaganda for their own gain.
"Aww man that Haw-keen jeffro is a real Uncle Biden.. He told me I would be a movie star 10 years ago if I would believe his b.s rhetoric." " Yea man that Adam Krappinger, is trying to pull an Uncle Biden right now !! I would watch out"
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I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
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Get the uncle baby mug.A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up
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