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goon

- someone who is very sexually active

- someone that pulls all the bitches
girl 1: gahdayum, kyle is such a goon, did u hear he fucked kayla and ellie this weekend?

girl 2: ew, horny motherfucker
girl 1: ikr, he needs to chill
by kameakane July 29, 2022
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This goon was absolutely bewildered
by MANTRA1 August 1, 2022
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You’re such a goon😂
by ugoose June 12, 2022
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goon arm

Noun for both:

1) A type of physical abuse where a physically domineering person grabs another person by the arm, usually the upper bicep, and pulls the victim towards themselves.

2) A timeless trope in cartoon comedies where we see an angry individual swinging punches at the air between themselves and a taller individual, because the taller individual has their hand on the forehead of the angry individual and thus won't let them get closer.
Foghorn Leghorn sure upset Daffy Duck, but when Daffy got too steamed Foghorn stopped Daffy's punches with the goon arm! Boy, I'd be happy if these definitions had different words.
by arf79 June 17, 2022
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goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022
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Goon

A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.
by Goon1776 August 18, 2022
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to goon (v) the act of pushing one's tongue out or pulling pleasurable faces during chronic male masturbation.
Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
Constance: oh!
by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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