matthew hurley

The nicest, and most polite person you`ll ever meet. This person is more than likely a boy, handsome/pretty, and Matthew doesn't know it, Matthew is quiet, Matthew is looked at as a weird or awkward person, but that is so he can talk to the people that will talk to him first so he knows who his friends are. Be nice to Matthew, he wants friends but doesn't know how to.

WOW MATTHEW HURLEY IS A MOUSE PAD< CREAMY CHEESE.
HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HIS UNDERWARE!

by jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjh December 22, 2016

Emma and Matthew

Emma and Matthew make a great couple. They are always there for each other and will always lend a helping hand. They will grow up one day and have many kids and then divorce...................

Wow Emma and Matthew are so cute!

by ILovePiggyBanks June 2, 2021

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

Matthew Creasey

A rare type of egg, with small hairs on the top.

"...and here we see a wild Matthew Creasey, in its natural habitat."

by mynameisjimandiworkina October 15, 2016

Matthew Moment

When something silly happens to someone or something that causes a group laughter.

We laughed at the man falling, he had a Matthew moment.

by Book Soup February 7, 2023

Whiffing Matthew

When you douse your finger in ball sweat and then wave your finger under someone's nose.

Dude, that dude just gave me a whiffing Matthew and by the smell I think he might have cancer!

by CoreyFeldman October 27, 2017

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019