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Kevin

I hate Kevin
by HarryPotter171 March 19, 2019
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Kevin

a short boy who plays soccer. is hispanic with brown hair that goes swoosh. a rlly funny, sweet, nice, friendly, helpful and great guy, friend or boyfriend but in my case that implies to someone else we're just friends but we could have been dating but thats a long story. can be a big dingus sometimes but it's cool yk. did i mention he's taken by someone.
friend: oh that boy, isn't his name Kevin? don't you like him too?
you: shh no one knows and can't you tell that's Kevin
friend: oh my bad i ship y'all even tho he's taken
you: ikr
friend: y'all would look cute together
you: that's what his friends say but no he's with her but it's okay as long as he's happy
by a person on earth lol December 8, 2019
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KEVIN

He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
girl: what this
kevin:it a dick pic

girl: i dont see any thing
kevin: it right there
by adrain_dick suck February 25, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a guy who has several close friends. He is nice to all his friends and one girl at a time. He is kind of a hoe and is annoying sometimes. He is childish, dirty, and immature at school and all of his friends share the same trait. He is a Korean and has black hair. He says things to annoy you like, "no you" "did I ask" and also "r u tho".
look its kevin
by Ang Gimotti October 1, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a smelly but sexy man. He's got some chub. Its amazing.
Did you smell Kevin today?
Yeah, but his chub is hot.
by Kevin Arndt June 5, 2018
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Kevin

A name used for a hamsome young man about to fuck some white ladies with blonde hair and massive boobs.
That Kevin took all the girls away from the party to the bedroom.
by FuckKevin'sdick January 27, 2020
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Kevin

Always saying some edgy shit that always someone. Dis nigga funny af
“Look, that nigga eating beans!” Pointed out Kevin in the movie theater while watching Cars 2
by _EDP445_ June 3, 2018
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