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Jackson Hewitt

1. Jackson Hewitt Tax Service Inc. is the second largest tax preparation service in the United States; responsible for preparing over 2.2 million computerized federal, state, and local individual income tax returns each year. Based in Parsippany, New Jersey, the company currently operates more than 5,802 franchise outlets and 724 owned offices, in 48 states and the District of Columbia.

2. The euphoric dance people do when they find out they are receiving a large sum of money. This euphoria is mainly due to tax returns, but can be from any source such as lottery winnings, lawsuits,paternity,etc.
1. Jackson Hewitt helped me do my taxes online and I found I'm gettin $4,500 back on my federals.

2. When Joe discovered he won the million dollar lottery, he did the jackson hewitt right in the middle of the Kum and Go.
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Percy Jackson

“percy jackson is my fav character
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jackson murns

Jackson andrew murns is a great kid he’s gunna do big things
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Michael Jackson

American singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, actor and philanthropist.

August 29th, 1958- June 25th 2009

Also known as daddy,applehead,king of pop, etc.
Girl 1: Damn! That Michael Jackson is the G.O.A.T.
Girl 2: Yeah, he's so fine!.
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Phat Jackson

A player who camps ( stays in one spot ) or sets trip wires while playing Call of Duty or various other multiplayer games.
Guy: That guy must be dead, he hasn't moved in 30 minutes

Guy 2: Nah, he just has a case of Phat Jackson
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Jackson prehn

Most handsome guy around town. Big ol wiener and the most lethal smile that will turn you to stone. Jackson always is so fun and knows how to have a good time he also lives good and doesn’t listen to anyone because everyone else is inferior.
Girl 1)-oh who’s that guy over there?
Girl 2)-that’s Jackson prehn isn’t he so handsome and amazing?!?!?!
Girl 1)-yeah do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2)- no he is a pimp he don’t got time for hoes.

Jackson)-ong
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Jackson Math

This tells you all you need to know

If you are walking on the ice cream at 5 ounces per toaster and your bike loses a sock how how many gallons to repaint your hamster?

The answer is a bagel with cream cheese. Because if you square the toaster and subtract the sock from the paint you get a purple umpa lumpa and if you graph that as a palabra and multiply the slope of the tangent line at the highest point by pi you get a creme cheese bagel
by JacksonScience October 12, 2021
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