internet butthole

The part of the body that is left gapping and sore after being virtually reckt.

Guy on forum with too much time: *writes multi paragraph argument about videogame

Internet troll: "wanna know what a vagnina looks like?"

Third guy: "Dude his internet butthole must be gapping!"

by nihilist arbies October 28, 2018

Law of The Internet

If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.

Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."

by MarkyMark16 July 27, 2010

Internet Princess

An internet princess is a girl who is extremely popular in the digital world compared to the outside world. She will have over 300 followers that great her like royalty in the internet while having a few close real life friends.

Sally is such an internet princess on Instagram.

by Republican hippie May 31, 2018

internet drifter

(Basically just the internet version of an actual drifter)

Internet drifters tend to:

- Not maintain online relationships very much

- Try a lot of different games but not spend a ton of time with only one of them

- Sometimes not respond to messages very quickly

(- Probably lurk on discord servers)

Person 1: "You're such an internet drifter!"
Person 2: "What's an internet drifter?"

by ryan reynolds (?) August 4, 2020

internet-equette

rules and regs of usin the internet

We could all use some brushing-up on our internet-equette!

by lizguitarlessons September 12, 2017

Internet troll

Someone who is jobless and has no friends causing drama by arguing with people without wanting or accepting anyone's response, also known as a "James"

“Hey look its that internet troll again I think is name was james.

by derrien May 7, 2022

Internet Embarrassed

When you're so embarrassed by something you wrote via email that you are humiliated even though you don't have to see the person "in-person".

Drunk emailing a friend/co-worker professing your misspelled undying love only to have them reply 'Well thank you for that, I was very touched; however I don't think the entire office needed to be cc'd on that". Internet Embarrassed.

by MookAl July 12, 2010