Neva Goat

never that or hell no

"would you beat?" "Neva goat batch"

by Bad Batches December 31, 2006

Goated Amount

You are Goated at everything

I am Goated Amount

by IPhone2isPro? March 7, 2022

goat diggers

When someone has two big front teeth that look like a goats front teeth. Also goats dig with their teeth so it creates the term Goat Diggers.

Hey Major!, did you see the goat diggers on Mark?

by Minamus April 5, 2017

Goat pumped

When a guy at the bar buys all of your drinks and is trying to fuck your friend but fist bumps you.

Friend: That old guy at the bar just bought me this drink.

Me: yeah cause he’s trying to fuck you.
*hours later*
Old guy goes up to friend and hugs her, fists bumps me.

The crowd goes wild
Everyone: he just goat pumped you!

by Jean468 June 20, 2019

Biting Goat

A biting goat is any novice outdoorsman that generally gets in the way, makes a nuisance of themselves, or otherwise inhibits the enjoyment of the outdoors or a particular sport/activity because of their lack of skill or knowledge or self-awareness. Synonym to “Jerry”

Me at the trailhead: Alright bois, look alive, the trails are thick with Biting Goats
The bois: Ah sh**

by BusterGotYost December 4, 2019

Goat Lit

Being too drunk to use words properly.

We got goat lit last night.

by AwesomelyB November 18, 2017

Satan Goat

A goat that looks like Satan
it's scary as fuck, but cute
Who wouldn't want a fucking satan goat?

"Gurlll look at that Satan goat"
" I want a Satan Goat"

by Welcome ToWonderland May 3, 2015