angry sneeze

An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.

I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.

by Beltneck April 15, 2016

angry joey

When your girlfriend sits on ur stomach, jumping up and down representing an angry Joey trying escape its pouch but fails to succeed, then gets a white face because it wouldn't stop.

I gave my wife an angry joey last night, my kid wonders why we are getting devorced.

by Jacob studer April 6, 2015

Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!

A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.

by In_your_endo February 1, 2021

Angry Bird

Used to reference to a horrible teacher you hate.

God damn he’s being such an angry bird.

by Rollercoaster Nose May 17, 2019

The Angry Welch

When a male is in the heat of passion and punches the female right in the vagina.

That girl is scarred for life, John totally pulled The Angry Welch on her last night!

by cbarew April 23, 2011

Angry Mallory

Someone who gets easily offended on social media and resorts to reporting posts to compensate for their tiny penis and is usually a cuck

Man: damn I'm banned on my account again

Man 2: why?

Man: some cuck pulled an angry mallory for calling out joshua

by Dirty Chaos February 13, 2017

ANGRY ANGLERS

A group of homosexual anglers from the Northern United States area who are angry at other fishermen who do not share their beliefs and activities. Usually found at paylakes, under highway bridges, and Bassmaster tournaments offering oral sex for fishing gear. Believed to be fathered by their Grandfathers or Uncles, so they have very short tempers and consider themselves "Angry" to anyone they feel is a better fisherman. Known to run if threatened or confronted in public.

Look at that guy offering free blowjobs at that paylake. . . Im sure he is a member of ANGRY ANGLERS!!!

by SRCG August 13, 2018