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The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
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Royal Delight

A recognition of royal supervision or awareness
The royal delight shines upon her state of mind.
by Borisgarabachov February 13, 2019
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Reverse Battle Royale

When a consenting woman accepts the challenge, she acquires a funnel and about 50 dudes. All the dudes squirt in to the funnel. After gestation a DNA test determines the father. Instead of being the last alive, the winner adds another to the population.
Out of the entire football team, our left guard Glenn Thickseed was the winner of the Reverse Battle Royale. Please consider donating to his child support at Gofuckme.com
by JrHoodRat November 29, 2024
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Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
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royal scoop

When you finish inside your partner, then pop your penis out in a way that your semen makes a creamy crown around the head.
Boy 1: What did you do last night?

Boy 2: I gave her the royal scoop, we had a good laugh over it
by Dameeko July 10, 2017
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