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Nerd Tears

"Nerd Tears" is basically another way of saying someone is "Geeking Out" particularly nerds that are fans of all kinds of pop culture rather it be fan service or nostalgic connections appearing in their favorite media.
"I know this is lame but I broke down into Nerd Tears when I saw Hayden Christensen reprising his role as Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker in the new Obi-Wan Kenobi series".

"Seeing the fan casting of John Krasinski as Mister Fantastic in Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness was a dream come true, it brought me to Nerd Tears in the theater opening night".
by Butter Toons June 1, 2022
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Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.
I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry
by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015
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Mouse tears

n. lube
Grab ‘ol Trampa some mouse tears for your rat hole.
by Mousetearz December 4, 2018
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Gym tears

I got gym tears from sweating so much from cardio
by Ih8blacks1845 October 16, 2023
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Beaver Tears

A female lingo for masturbation, or Jilling for when females squirt
Yesterday I had beaver tears from Jilling so hard
by Jinkies! Kinky Pinky July 8, 2018
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pants tear

Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
He was so turned on my himself he was covered in pants tears.
by Filth June 4, 2016
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maga tears

Synonyms include: sperm, spermatoza, cum, jizz, jism, spunk, man-aize, nut (i.e. busting a nut), load, etc.
Ha ha ha, those libs can drink my Maga tears!

When Donald Trump wins the election the left is going to have to drown their sorrows in my Maga tears.
by anonymous July 28, 2024
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