Toilet Tourettes

Involuntary verbal expressions of an intense nature made during a bowel evacuation of an equally intense nature.

“What’s Wrong?”
“FUCK,SHIT,CHIlI”.

“Ah Toilet Tourettes”

by thedangersofboredom July 7, 2021

Toilet Tyrone

A black man or women who works in a nightclub toilet, will try and sell you fake aftershave and make you pay to wash your hands. Often can be heard singing songs such as "no splash no gash, no splash no gash, freshern up up up.

Also see bog wog

God dam toilet Tyrone sprayed me with old spice, i am never going to smash any pasty now.

by Tyrone woglington December 6, 2012

Bruised the toilet

To leave a brown streaky skid mark on the bottom of the toilet that is so caked on after taking a poo that the water from flushing won't remove it.

Husband: I'm going to head downstairs and take a deucer.
Wife: Sounds good.
--Wait 15 minutes --
Husband: Do we have a toilet brush somewhere I just bruised the toilet.

by lewdog07 February 18, 2010

Toilet Paper

A mythical thing it does not exist see also coronaphobia.

Karen: I have a cart full of toilet paper

by Mythical being #Toiletpaper March 17, 2020

Toilet Chutney

A body waste product that contains fruit and or vegetables and is slightly "loose" but easily spreadable (in-between underpants and bottoms)

I have toilet chutney in my underpants, I may have to throw them away! Or, Is a fart Brown and Lumpy? No, in that case I have definitely just shit myself!

by Drunken Wandering Wombat March 11, 2015

toilet-trash

Adjective; a term applied to express deep disdain, disgust or dissatisfaction.

Noun; Proper noun applied descriptively when referring to people who emulating characteristics embodied by douche-bags, assholes, karens, dickheads and mother-fuckers.

adj; "Fuck that restaurant, the food is toilet-trash", "Miley Cyrus' new album is toilet-trash"
noun; "We bounced after we saw all the toilet-trash at the party", "If you park here, the toilet-trash that lives in that house will lose their shit"

by boardshaw November 9, 2020

Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.

Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash

by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011