Hey There Mister!

A Greeting

Man: Hey There Mister!

Stranger: Who's This?

by JimboJenkins12 June 12, 2020

I wasn't even there

I wasn't even there.
A term you say when you weren't even there.

"Dude do you remember that party?" "Dude I wasn't even there."

by Wasn'teventhere February 23, 2012

Teresa

Teresa is a girl who is very horny and is also a whore

OMG you're such a Teresa

by Как основной November 3, 2019

Are you there God? It's me, Margaret

1. A name for paying a prostitute
2. Leslo (Lesley)
3. A really bad book that no one reads but makes fun of the title
4. An excellent way to start a conversation

1. "Dude! I just spent all my money on drugs and I still have to are you there God it's me, Margaret?!"

2. "That's a beast!"
"No, its are you there God, it's me Margaret"
"Yeah, same thing"

3. "My teacher asked me if I had any questions and I said are you there God? it's me, Margaret"

4. "Are you there God? It's me, Margaret"
"Ooh, wanna come home with me tonight?"

by Katamy March 15, 2008

theresa

One of the many names miss George calls theresia

Roll call teacher: Theresa
Theresia: here... Miss, its Theresia!

Theresia to herself: *has taught me for two years and can't say my name 🙄*

by Whoopassgirlz August 29, 2017

there like crusty underwear

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

by stud service July 1, 2011

tylor thees

is a hardass varsity wrestler thinks hes hot shit cause hes the only one in his weight class 103

really annoying hardass

by justin brumfield April 23, 2005