Matt Brophy

A hungarian professional eater. Known for his large size.Very large size.

That matt brophy can eat a whole whale.

by The Brophinator October 29, 2008

Matt Cenna

That beef be good but Matt Cenna be like soggy socks on a hum burger with my man Lil dicky.

My socks are soggy! It is like Matt Cenna on a hum burger of soggy socks!

by simp for ur eggplant March 12, 2022

Matt Cutler

When two gay men have butt sex. When a man sticks his cock in a mans ass. The only way gays can enjoy sex.

Dude: Lets Matt Cutler
Dude 2: Yeah, ram me hard baby.

Dude 2: I can't walk!!

by Brothermin June 14, 2017

Matt Smith

Is a huge DADDY!
Matt Smith is so hot and charming and funny!

Matt Smith is such a daddy

by psychoticbeach February 07, 2018

Matt Prior

A subpar basketball player who hands out condoms to hobos in the park whilst slurping some hearty noodle soup in preparation for a jerk off session with the chick from Human Resources before a 4pm snooze.

I was tryna get some quick d but this dude was bein such a matt prior I had to make a stealthy escape

by Melvanlew October 01, 2017

Matt Stonie

The feeling of being absolutely stoned.

Wanna go to the docks and get super matt stonie?

by Dr. Gill March 02, 2023

Matts Dick

A dick that his Girlfriends doesn't even want in her mouth or cunt and is smaller than the fat kids millimetre defeater

Matts Dick is mini

by ShowUsYaCunt September 02, 2022