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Kevin

A person who is stupid to an extent previously not thought to be possible in a human being. A Kevin's stupidity transcends social, political, and metaphysical boundaries. It is not enough to be a common idiot; in order to earn the title of "Kevin", one must express his/her idiocy in an uncommonly creative way. For instance, a Kevin might try to clean up spilled milk and cereal by wiping it with a sock, while still wearing said sock. Interacting with a Kevin will cause you to question the existence of a benevolent and loving God.

Can be a male or female. This word is only derogatory when used to refer to someone who is not actually named "Kevin". The term originated from a /r/AskReddit post in response to the prompt "Who's the dumbest person you've ever met?"
Anyone can plagiarize an assignment, but it takes a real Kevin to earn a 109% similarity score.
by Baconfry February 5, 2019
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KEVIN

He sucks lots dick he eats penis enlargements and sent a dick pic to a girl, the girl said it was small as hell.
he would fuck any thing since he desparate.
girl: what this
kevin:it a dick pic

girl: i dont see any thing
kevin: it right there
by adrain_dick suck February 25, 2019
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Kevin

A name used for a hamsome young man about to fuck some white ladies with blonde hair and massive boobs.
That Kevin took all the girls away from the party to the bedroom.
by FuckKevin'sdick January 27, 2020
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Kevin

Always saying some edgy shit that always someone. Dis nigga funny af
“Look, that nigga eating beans!” Pointed out Kevin in the movie theater while watching Cars 2
by _EDP445_ June 3, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is a guy who has several close friends. He is nice to all his friends and one girl at a time. He is kind of a hoe and is annoying sometimes. He is childish, dirty, and immature at school and all of his friends share the same trait. He is a Korean and has black hair. He says things to annoy you like, "no you" "did I ask" and also "r u tho".
look its kevin
by Ang Gimotti October 1, 2019
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Kevin

A charismatic and funny guy, he walks around like he’s the shit when in fact he is the shit, He can actually be sweet (sometimes) he is the most loyal person you will ever meet. the type of guy you wanna sit down and talk to, He is very picky with females, Kevin is also a goofball, it’s almost impossible to stay mad at him because of his character, Kevin is always in a good mood.
by Ashley ryes December 7, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is a smelly but sexy man. He's got some chub. Its amazing.
Did you smell Kevin today?
Yeah, but his chub is hot.
by Kevin Arndt June 5, 2018
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